Hello, my name is Richard and I collect Pez dispensers. Most people wish they had a collection like mine, but people don't have the patience that I have to build up a collection. I even manage to divide my time between collecting and feeding the dog.


This one is Woody from Toy Story. It is special because it has a piece of Pez broken off inside it which means it cannot dispense any more pez unless the piece is dislodged somehow. But I will not dislodge it because it will then lose value.


Last but not least, I have Slinky Dog which is also from Toy Story. This one is worth a lot of money because it is still in its original packaging. My sister once tried to open it, but I told her no.


My friend David is jealous of my collection. Whenever he comes over, I make sure not to go to the bathroom because I know he will try to steal them. The damage to my bladder is worth it for what I could lose if I left him alone in my room. I asked my Mom if I could get a lock on my bedroom door, but she said it would damage the paint.