Note: Mr. Soloman will be played by Tom Sellick due to my inability to obtain a photograph, and the similar dirty moustache. Good day! My name is Mr. Solomon and I teach the 3rd grade. I am a single athletic Sagittarius who sports a luscious moustache which comes in handy for hiding cocaine and parrots. My hobbies include fishing, reading and shattering the dreams of small children by telling them there is no Santa Claus. I feel this is the best way children can learn from me to grow up and make stupid websites which publish articles where I am referred to as an asshole. From: Frazer [+61043*******] To: The Hen [+61419******] Date: 23 Dec. 2010 19:49 Hello. I will only accept you studying to become a teacher if you promise not to crush the hopes and dreams of a small child by telling them that there is no Santa Claus much like Mr. Soloman did during a recess in third grade. I would also prefer it if you avoided growing a moustache thick enough to house a cat. Thanks! From: The Hen [+61419******] To: Frazer [+61043*******] Date: 23 Dec. 2010 19:50 We'll talk about it tomorrow. I love u :-D xoxo. From: Frazer [+61043*******] To: The Hen [+61419******] Date: 23 Dec. 2010 19:56 That response is not publishable.