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New video up! Check it out! And yes, I know I have failed at the Daily Useless Information.. damnit. January 26th, 2010: Hello! Yes, things have been a little slow lately, but I've been quite busy working on a few new things. I was going to make a 'Vs. Hell' video today, but ultimately decided against it when I knew it'd just be churned out of nowhere. I just ordered some new cheap sound equipment after my previous belongings were destroyed in Japan, so I'm hoping to get rolling on a new production in a week or two. January 16th, 2010: New video up! Dig it! January 11th, 2010: Another new article up for today. Shorter than usual, but I wanted to say something about it while it was fresh in my mind. January 11th, 2010: New article up! I started writing it a week ago, then left it for dead.. I tacked more onto it today and just put it up. I couldn't be bothered refining it. January 10th, 2010: I removed the tags from the titles of the latest content. They were tacky and pointless! January 10th, 2010: I changed the icons for the latest content because the play buttons were looking a little crusty. Not sure if I like the new strips yet.. I might change it again. Also I added the 'In the Spotlight' section last night. Generally it's for things I want to promote, rather than shoving the lastest content (which isn't always the best) in the viewer's face. At the moment it's just an old video, but in the future it'll probably be more for new projects which I want to promote. January 9th, 2010: I didn't get a chance to do a video this week. I'll definitely have one up by Friday or Saturday though. I've also got a couple of articles half written, so expect them to pop up here some time soon! January 6th, 2010: Ok, I chose to deprive myself of sleep and fix it instead. All is fine.. apart from me being on the verge of insanity due to sleep deprivation! January 6th, 2010: If the 'Latest Content' section is a little uneven tonight, don't freak out! I'm going to fix it tomorrow. Right now the idea of sleep is much more tempting! January 5th, 2010: New article up! Check it out! Yeah! January 4th, 2010: It's my birthday today, and of course you can always rely on me to have something to winge about, so I uploaded a new video for it. Check it out over in the latest content section! January 2nd, 2010: Just added a 'Daily Useless Information' section to the bottom of the page. It's just for random quirky thoughts. I know I have Twitter for that, but I feel the world needs more of my stupidity! Let's see if I bother to actually update it daily! January 2nd, 2010: Ok, so I'm fiddling with the resolution a bit.. though it's seriously ruining my tight design, you bastards. The site will be flipping and flopping all day while I fiddle with it. But really people, if you have a resolution of 800x600, you're living in the past man! I think I'll just focus on making it 1024x768 friendly. Any lower and I won't be able to tolerate it. January 2nd, 2010: Just to clarify, I am going to (reluctantly) change the website so it's Mac friendly when I have the opportunity. It's disappointing that there isn't a standard resolution, so websites like this which rely on a certain structure to run smoothly end up looking like utter shit for some of my visitors. January 2nd, 2010: So I've tested this website out with several people, and for some of them it doesn't seem to work properly with their resolution.. seemingly the only people having problems are Mac users. I tried many methods to fix it, which resulted in the website looking far less pretty.. but ultimately nothing worked. So in the end, all I can recommend to those of you who it doesn't work for is.. get a better computer! January 1st, 2010: Ah, finally the new website is here. I've kept the blog for over a year and I've always really hated it. Now I can list everything properly here and post articles, which I'd otherwise have felt a waste of time on the old website. This is somewhat of a light version of what I intended for the relaunch, but I figure it's better to get it up now, rather than keep you all waiting for another year. I'll be updating this bi-weekly, so make sure you get your stalk on and stop by frequently! 
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Just like Burt Reynolds, I want my own imaginary old man! January 26th, 2010: I must stop this madness!... of drinking too much soda right before bed! January 25th, 2010: I've been two weeks without ice-cream, and I'm having serious withdrawls! January 24th, 2010: I just started writing a novel.. it's so tempting just to add a completely random incest sequence in the middle of it for no particular reason. January 23rd, 2010: I love the sound of a stabbing outside at night! Helps my sleeping disorder a lot! January 22nd, 2010: Today, I went to the cinema alone and they assigned me to the couples seat. I think they were mocking me! January 21st, 2010: I need more toilet roll holders in my bathroom so I don't have to change the roll so much! January 20th, 2010: I'm pretty sure every kid that ever said "red candy makes me hyper" was full of shit! January 19th, 2010: I was just watching a movie about a cannibal and suddenly got a craving for steak.. That's not wrong, is it? January 18th, 2010: I want to hire somebody to stroke my beard daily! January 17th, 2010: I was considering becoming a superhero, then I realised I really don't want to wear tight as a snare drum legwear. There needs to be more superheroes with saggy baggy jeans! I am not an animal! January 16th, 2010: I think I can safely say that I waste my days off when I reflect back on today and realise I watched three DVD commentaries. January 15th, 2010: I don't think it's possible to have The Crying Game song in my head without seeing traumatising flashes of chicks with dicks. January 14th, 2010: Dear creepy footsteps outside my door, please fuck off! I don't feel like being raped tonight! January 13th, 2010: This morning I managed to sleep through 16 alarms on my phone. I think it's safe to say I'm not going to wake up in time for work tomorrow. January 12th, 2010: I think I only have a job as a reason for bother cutting my fingernails! January 11th, 2010: I have no shame in using a plastic fork to scratch my back! ..except for when it snapped.. that was a little shameful. January 10th, 2010: Somebody wished me a Happy New Year today. It's January 10th.. I think you need to move on! January 9th, 2010: I just watched a guy have sex with a cartoon and I wasn't turned on at all. I'm way stronger than I expected to be! January 8th, 2010: I'm letting the cockroaches here live in peace in the hope that there will be hijinx much like in the film 'Joe's Apartment'. So far it's not working, and I just seem like a dirty grub. January 7th, 2010: Hot cross buns in January? Oh dat kooky Easter Bunny! Alzheimer's gets everyone eventually! January 6th, 2010: No matter how tired I am, I refuse to go to bed before midnight because it makes me feel manly! January 5th, 2010: My smoke alarm just started going off like crazy, so I tried to shut it off by hitting it with a stick which resulted in it falling off the ceiling to the floor. Now the part still connected to the roof keeps beeping, and I can't reconnect the unit because the ceiling is too high, even on a chair. Fuck you, easy bake oven! You've ruined my life!! January 4th, 2010: I found it peculiar that my birthday hadn't yet resulted in any self loathing. Then I had to pee in a sink.. That tends to change things! January 3rd, 2010: Am I too old to fall down a well? I feel it's the one thing I really missed out on as a child. I was always so jealous of those kids! January 2nd, 2010: I have a full loaf of bread which expires in an hour. I have nothing to put on it, but I feel obligated to eat it! It's not that I'm thinking about the starving children in the world.. I'm just thinking about all those times when I had no bread. If that salami from yesterday hasn't fully digested yet, they will be together in my stomach as a sandwich.. that's kinda sweet! |
